I wrestled with my words for days, just to find something to send to my big brother, Tommy, for his retirement roast this weekend. Then, I thought, Wrestling...oh yeh...that reminds me... So, here's a list of a few things that I'm thankful for, Big Bro.

Thanks...

• for showing me how to fight—by twisting my arm regularly when we were children.
• for teaching me how to debate—by arguing with me about everything!
• for always walking behind me (not with me!) when we were younger. Was that for my protection?
• for avoiding accidents while I was a passenger in your car during our teen years—whew!
• for telling Mother and Dad it was okay for me to date a 20-year-old college guy, when I was 15 years old!!!!! [What were you thinking?]
• for double-dating with me, so Penny's mom would let her go out with you. Then, giving me the best sister-in-law EVER!
• for showing me what chauvinism really means.
• for demonstrating legalism at its best.
• for humoring me by writing down some of your stories for my blog.
• And finally, for inviting me to your retirement party, even when you knew I probably couldn't attend. Guess you were right about that one, huh?

Blessings to you (and especially to Penny) as you enter retirement!

Love ya, Bro!!!!